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It's still really kind of a taboo. Next I speak to Selma's husband John, a year-old man with graying hair and the laidback demeanor you'd expect from someone who's spent the better part of a decade having sex swinger clubs in portland or other men's wives.

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One of the dildos Selma shows me is roughly the size of my right arm. It has these tiny veins running up and down the shaft like a road map, and there's a second penis head in place of the scrotum, an accoutrement that gives the thing a slightly utilitarian feel, like double-sided office tape or those pens that double as flashlights. Back downstairs I make my way across the kitchen to the buffet—an integral part of swinger culture.

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People get hungry. To have any kind of legitimate swinger function and not offer food is a major faux pas, right up there with not supplying condoms. Out behind the house I find two single men smoking cigarettes and staring at the backyard with a certain melancholy, as if imagining it were c,ubs with naked women which it isn't.

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Indeed, like most subcultures, every swinging event—whether it be at a club, bar, or private party—brings with it a set of rules that govern the behavior of the participants, sort of like the Ten Commandments, only sexier. Chief among these, and probably the beautiful mature want adult dating MI rule in place at every swinger function is "no means no.

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